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"I'd be happy to share my story. I just can't remember it."—Stephen S., Newmarket, N.H.

"Tonight's meeting topic is 'easier softer ways,' I have tried all of mine and have run out of ideas. I need suggestions."—Doug R., Grand Island, Neb.

"And that's why my Fourth Step mentions a chicken."—Jonathan W., Washington, D.C.

"Oh, good! We're gonna talk about me!"—Terry C., Outer Banks, N.C.

"How could the first drink get someone drunk? It takes me at least a fifth!"—Bob S. Wichita, Kan.

"Do I use the date I started coming here before I was alcoholic as my sobriety date of the date after I became an alcoholic as a sobriety date?"—Doug R., Grand Island NE"

"I just can't help being this humble, after all I haven't had a drink for a week now."—Lane B., Cartersville, Ga.

"Our next item of new business is what brand of coffee we should brew for the Group."—Gus P., Eugene, Ore.

"I want to thank Bill for asking me to speak ... I use to be a social drinker, than I had my second drink..."—Kevin L., Western Mass.

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